Top 10 Signs We're Headed for a Depression |
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by david farant, Apr 6, 2008 |
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A humourous take on the many signs that things could get worse than we thought. |
- Number 10: China called. They want the lap-tops back.
- Number 09: Starbucks opens new cappuccino "soup-kitchen".
- Number 08: Your banker asks you to put him up for a couple of nights.
- Number 07: Sub-Prime, The Movie.
- Number 06: Trade schools offer courses in the "spit-shine".
- Number 05: Lease-busters tells you to “sit down, shut-up and take a number.
- Number 04: Pan-handlers decide to unionize.
- Number 03: McDonald's offers new squirrel-burger.
- Number 02: Top game show: “Barter or no barter.”
- And the #1 sign we're headed for a depression: Even God is buying dried food.
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