A group of three kids in costume go up to a woman's front door to trick-or-treat for Halloween. She gives them each a handful of candy, then she turns to the first kid, who has a white sheet over his head. “What are you dressed up as?” she asks him
“I'm a ghost!” he cries with glee.
She laughs and turns to the next child, who is dressed in black with a pointy hat and a broomstick. “And what are you dressed up as?”
“I'm a witch,” the little girl replies.
The woman turns to the third kid. She frowns in confusion. “I don't get it: you're wearing a pinstripe suit with a Petro Canada logo on it. What are you supposed to be?”
Then the boy says, “I'm a pirate!”
