Most people in our society have experienced an unfortunate thing of being pulled over by a cop. Either it was for driving too fast, drinking too much, or being an innocent passenger in presence of an erratic driver, you never seem to be happy after it unless you are quite odd. Whether you were just pulled over and feel down, or just looking for jokes to pass time, these 10 things are for you.
- “I have a reason for driving too fast. I was trying to get away from you!”
“My driver's license? Uhh… Hey!! You're the one who took it from me last time!”
“I moved here from Britain, how was I supposed to know to drive on the right side of the road.”
- “My breaks weren't working at the stop sign, that's why!… How I just stopped my car? Umm…”
- “I know that you are underpaid for the work you do, so that's why I'm giving $20 if you let me off this time.”
- “My boss is going to fire me if I don't make it to work on time!”
- “My Camry will own your Charger any day!”
- “Possession of Drugs? Of course not… Search my car? Sure but don't look in the trunk…”
- “I'm not drunk!…What?, walk in a straight line? Sure but first help me out of the car, I'm kind of dizzy…”
- “I didn't mean to crash into you, you just got in my way!”
Epilogue
I hope you enjoyed reading this. If you found it remotely interesting, funny, or informative, please tell your friends to read this too! If you didn't, well… just don't be too mean on the comments…
