These are some tips on how to make your next trip to walmart fun and more enjoyable.
Go into the changing room stall and wait for a couple of minute than yell "There's no toilet paper in here"...
Take a couple of friends with you to Walmart and get them to run through the isles with you singing the Mission Impossible theme song...
Walk up to a person who works at Walmart and say "There's a code 13 in accounting" and see what happens.
Come in wearing a Batman or a Superman outfit and just run around screaming...
Go into the aisle with plastic guns and swords, take them out of the package, and start having a fight with your friends...
You and your friends take the bikes and start having a HUGE race through the store...(Make some motorcycle noises to make it more fun).
Run around and touch everyone you can and say "Now you have AIDS!!!!".
Take your girlfriend/boyfriend and make out in the change room or in the bathroom or right in the middle of the floor if that's the way your boat floats...
Everytime you hear the intercom say something, sit down on the floor, plug your ears and say "The voices are back".
