Tired of being put on hold? Bored with the general, "Hi, I'd like a large pepperoni pizza" conversation? Perhaps you should try something a little different next time you call your local pizza parlor.
Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
When they say, "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
When they say, "Will that be all?" snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"
When you're given the price, say, "Ooh, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
Put them on hold.
Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more 'oomph' this time."
Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and... action!"
Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
Change your accent every three seconds.
If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."
Heheh, this would be pretty fun. I should try this sometime :)
#4 by lost soul Jan 30, 2008
boring
#5 by stormoftranuility Apr 11, 2008
Great sense of humor - hope the Pizza clerk has one as well, lol.
#6 by biggie Apr 11, 2008
hahaaaaa
#7 by Pizzas for me Apr 11, 2008
Lol.Nice
#8 by comfortzone Apr 11, 2008
hahahaha very funny especially number 11
#9 by Anne Lyken-Garner Apr 12, 2008
I like this one, very cleverly done!
#10 by Countrymom Apr 12, 2008
Great ideas!
#11 by Judy Sheldon Apr 13, 2008
Very clever ideas. Perhaps someone should send a copy to Pizza Hut to forewarn them & give them a much needed laugh.
#12 by Deaves Apr 13, 2008
Good stuff IPodder, very hilarious lol :)
#13 by slowslow May 1, 2008
Every time I read these things I actually laugh out loud.
#14 by Roxan Finnell May 5, 2008
Funny
#15 by poison-baby May 11, 2008
yep those are some great ideas alright ... funny too ... you know what else is funny? all the horrible things that\'ll have been done to your pizza as a result ... you won\'t even know ... mmmmmm cheesy goodness .... never screw with people who make your food away from your sight ... worked in restaurants for many years and oh the tales i could tell.
#16 by lucia anna May 16, 2008
Very interesting
#17 by Adam May 21, 2008
I definetly agree with poison-baby - dont mess with people making your food out of your sight. Funny jokes on the otherhand - remember dont say this on a REAL pizza order!
