Funny Things to Do in the Bathroom

If you ever find yourself bored in the bathroom, try one (or some) of these.

  • Complement people on their shoes.
  • Say Damn that water is cold!
  • Ask questioningly Where in the hell did that come from?
  • Say Damn I knew that drain hole was way too small! Now what am I supposed to do?
  • Start grunting and groaning for a couple of minutes and then drop a coconut from a high place into the toilet.
  • Every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function yell Nice One!
  • Say Well that is definitely a new color!
  • Start singing the Barney theme song.
  • Say come on Mr. Happy don't fall asleep on me now!
  • Yell out “None of ya better light any matches for a while now!”
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Comments (3)
#1 by goose_runner
Feb 16, 2008
nice!
#2 by Dark-Sector765
May 21, 2008
I\'m trying these tomorrow at school!
#3 by  Schaller
Nov 6, 2008
You have very nice shoes...
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