Six Things NOT to Do At the Border Crossing |
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by nik., Aug 5, 2007 |
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Don't do any of these things please, meant for comedy... |
- Argue with your parents about where you are from. Saying “Mom! I'm from Iraq remember?!” is not a good idea.
- Try to bribe the border guards. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T BE BROUGHT IN TO THE COUNTRY, DON'T BE OBVIOUS!!
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DEFINITELY DO NOT HIT ON THE HOT SECURITY WOMAN! She will strip (hold on boys) search your car in a flash and leave you stranded with nothing but a wrench and a blueprint of you "99 Honda.
- Don't Eat a Flaky or sugary donut before going, because when they spot the white powder on your nose....they will search your car with no mercy.
- Wear a shirt with a caption like “The Crime is the Police”, or “I hate the Cops”
Lastly, Don't act like a idiot! If you got nothing, don't act like you do for goddam sakes!
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