A brief review of the notorious cell phone jammer and its uses and "positive" aspects.
It's a nice, portable device that can leave the people around you dazed and confused by their sudden lost calls. Wouldn't it be hilarious to see some CEO of a company lose a call because his $94763498634098.00 cell phone lost service?
It's a great way to get back at one of your friends for rudely staying on the phone when you're trying to have a nice get together with them. My God, can't they leave their boyfriend/girlfriend/other friends alone for two seconds and give you some time? Well, now they have to, because you control their phone. The feeling of power is well worth the moral limits you're crossing.
The price is generally affordable if you buy the right models. It generally ranges from $50 to several hundred dollars. Buy the $50 one, morons.
It's 100% illegal. Nothing like a good $11,000 fine for your first offense to get you feeling like you walk the walk and talk the talk, right? We all need some fire in our lives, so ignite it with this beautiful contraption. Don't worry about all the money you'll be losing when you finally get caught ruining other people's lives, just enjoy it while you can.
Somebody put endless hours of their life into making this cell phone jammer, so why don't you make those hours worth while? Don't leave that man with no life, empty handed!
So, the real question is, if you had the cell phone jammer, would you use it?
