The Ultimate Prank Guide

A list of the most funniest pranks.

Ever wanted to pull the ultimate prank? I have (And did). I have created a list of all the pranks I have done in my past years.

Ketchup legs:

All you need is a couple packages of ketchup. Put the ketchup packages under the toilets rim, so that when someone sits down, the packages pop, and the person gets their legs covered in ketchup. (I advise you to do this in the girl's bathroom, since they have to sit for everything, and boys….don't get caught?).

Give calculators insomnia :

For this to work, your class must have a Newer TI graph calculator, or a calculator that has connecting port computer.

Most of the Newer TI Graphing calculators have ports to connect with computes. These ports have a symbol that looks something like l/0. When you plug the cord that hooks up to your computer into the l/0 port, the Calculator automatically turns on. What you do is take a normal piece of graphite (just break a normal pencil and take the lead) and stick it into the l/0 whole. The Calculator, thinking that it is hooked up to the computer, will not turn off. If you want to be really nasty, break off the lead to make removal impossible, forcing them to either have their Calculator on all the time or send in for a replacement.

Blow up peoples lockers:

Well, it's not actually exploding the locker itself, but exploding the lock. You just have to fill the dial with expanding foam, you can buy the foam at hardware stores. You inject it into the lock, after a few minutes it expands and goes hard. Time it right and the lock will crack and literally explode, also make sure that there are no people in the way or the will get hurt or injured.

Another method is to inject it under the dial where possible, it will blow the dial off and they won't be able to get the stuff out of their locker.

My favorite - Clean up on isle 6:

Buy a snickers bar, or a Butterfinger, it doesn't matter. Melt it in the microwave, dump it in the middle of your schools hallway and leave a wet floor sign. It makes it look like some one took a dump their.

Poyt... I mean typo:

All you need is scissors. Go to your schools library, or any library at that. Pull out you handy pair of scissors and start plucking out the letters. After your finished taking them out, put them back on randomly, Enjoy.

TURN OFF THE ALARM!!!

While Your victim is asleep, Reset their alarm clock so it goes off around 2am or 3am. But instead of placing it back on the nightstand, hide it, so the victim will be off groggily hunting were the annoying sound is coming from.

Dude, you're glowing!!!

Pour "Calumet" (the stuff in those glow sticks you see every Halloween) on someone then wake them and say, "Dude, you're glowing" and watch them panic.

Attack of the clowns!

While your victim is asleep. Apply allot of white makeup on your face with dark eye shadow and a huge red circle. You can get as creative as you like with this. The more makeup the better. Then surprise you victim by waking him up while holding a light to your scary clown face! He or she will freak out!

Wake Up, You're late!

Reset all the clocks in your house ahead two hours while your victim is sleeping. When he or she wakes up they will think they over slept and are two hours late for work or school.

Well, that's all the pranks, Hope you like them, Cheers!

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Comments (32)
#1 by wazniz
May 9, 2007
Hey! cool article, im gonna try the exlpoding locker one, since my freind pissed me off yesterday
#2 by Job for a cowboy
May 13, 2007
Nice dude, i liked the calculator one, please post more.




#3 by Statix PL
May 14, 2007
I guess their O.K. ,but i've seen better
#4 by
May 17, 2007
Dude these are sweet. I'm gonna try them out. On my MOM!!! =)
#5 by Jalen C.
May 17, 2007
I sent that one with the smiley face at the end!
#6 by converse switch
May 18, 2007
Right on dude, I tried the typo one and my teacher got soo mad the broke the keyboard, of course, she got fired.
#7 by softspot
Jun 3, 2007
WOOOO, frat party!!
#8 by Buland
Jul 3, 2007
Nice man, I had a good time doing the attack of the clowns prank. My brother was so freaked up that he almost started crying. LMFAO
#9 by JASMINE
Sep 23, 2007
me my sisters and aut have been going around the house pranking each other. im so going to use the ketchup and alarm clock pranks. thanks for the ideas bye
#10 by patrick
Jan 20, 2008
cool pranks dude I used the ketchup and my mom freaked post some more



Thanks
#11 by j,hjjhj
Apr 1, 2008
here's one:
record the sound of a train passing by. then at 3 am, creep into your victims room with a flashligh and the traiin sounds, then crank the train noise up to max, press play, wave the flashlight from side to side in front of they're face and scream "TRAIN!!!!!!!"
WARNING!!!!! do NOT do this prank if they have a heart problem!!!!
#12 by Travis
Apr 1, 2008
that train one is funny cause is worked
#13 by michael
May 31, 2008
your pranks rock!
#14 by jason kane
Jun 22, 2008
mine are better
#15 by Hunter Beekman
Jun 25, 2008
Y isn't there 1 about putting chum all over da skool???!!!
#16 by Hunter Beekman
Jun 25, 2008
or else flattening the skools tires
#17 by Hunter Beekman
Jun 25, 2008
flattening the BUS'S tires
#18 by Tallie
Aug 12, 2008
OK...so you have to wait for the 4th of July for this one but it works....(i may remind you i didnt copy this off the ketchup one it just so happens to be similar) so all youu need is a box of those poppers little kids play with...you know the ones you throw on the ground...set some under the seat on the toilet then as you victim sits down to do their business he/she will get a popping surprise!! i tried it and it actaully worked!
#19 by madboy142
Sep 9, 2008
I done a mean prank i made my teacher wet her self
#20 by madboy 142
Sep 9, 2008
I flattend peoples tires on there car it was funny as
#21 by madboy142
Sep 10, 2008
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#22 by job for a cowboy
Sep 10, 2008
i prank trick or treaters
#23 by Tallie
Sep 10, 2008
I made hellen clark a gangster
#24 by michael
Sep 10, 2008
ppppoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#25 by i liked it, but
Oct 20, 2008
most of those were way too malicious. But still props
#26 by Jack
Nov 3, 2008
Cool pranks dude.ya got da works but you shud think a little harder cos u r a real prank crazed maniac. LOL
#27 by salem
Nov 9, 2008
you should do more pranks and cooler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#28 by foxy
Nov 19, 2008
what r some pranks u could do to a house ??
#29 by da maan
Nov 22, 2008
yo those pranks wur ill, u shuld rerally post sum more
#30 by joelyn
Dec 17, 2008
ehh. They were okay. The locker thing is kinda messed up. Post moree.
#31 by Bob Mcmurphy
Dec 20, 2008
Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we want to try the locker thing when we are in middle school! plz post more!!!!!!!
#32 by Bob Mcmurphy
Dec 21, 2008
I am bob mcmurphy and i think your pranks are sweet!!!!
( just to let you know i hate you for saying to put ketchup in the girls bathroom) JUstto let u no i am a girl. FINE BE THAT WAY!!!!
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