Top 21 Ways to Annoy a McDonald's Cashier |
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by Wes, Dec 6, 2007 |
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Only the best ways to annoy our friends at the Golden Arches. |
- Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
- Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
- Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
- Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
- Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
- Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
- Make an “important” phone call while you're ordering. If they ask you any questions tell them to be quiet.
- Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
- Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick you out stare at them through the window and make faces.
- Bring your own food and them to heat it up for you
- Quietly ask them if it's poisonous to eat the urinal cakes
- After you say each item say, “Can you hear me now? Good!”
- Play your mp3 player really loud and start yelling “I can't hear you” whenever they say something
- Ask for help about how to use the toilet
- Ask them to give you a tour of the restaurant
- Tell them all your problems in life instead of ordering
- Ask for fresh ice in your drink
- Ask them a bunch of technical questions (ex. “What temperature do you cook your fries at?”).
- Pick things up off the ground and ask if you can have “3 of these”
- As if they give free refills. If they do ask for a refill on your nuggets.
- Pay in Japanese currency
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