10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boyfriend |
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by Steven West, Dec 30, 2007 |
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Some guys are more sensitive than they seem ... |
- Is that a giant pimple on your nose or are you planning a career change as a clown?
- Would you mind scratching the hives that are on my back?
- Can I invite my other boyfriend over so that we can play a game of Monopoly with the three of us?
- I've been a little gassy. I hope you don't mind.
- Is that all you spent on me? You really are cheap!
- I hope you like my meat loaf. I just learned how to cook it today. It might be a little hard to swallow, but I know that you'll like it after a few bites.
- Are you feeling ill? You look awful. I think you're going to puke.
- Have you brushed your teeth recently? Your breath could kill an elephant
- Where did you buy that shirt? Did you get it at a second hand clothing store?
- Your brother is so handsome looking. Could I go out with him sometime?
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