10 Things to Never Ask or Say During Sex

These are actual real questions or statements that male(s) have made during sexual intercourse. Some people still need some schooling.

  1. Did you go yet ?
    If you need to ask a woman if she got off , you need to stick to masturbating
  2. How good is it ?
    Never ask a woman during sex if it is good. If you can't tell then you need to try harder because your answer is going to be , "Not good enough."
  3. Am I better than your ex? ‘
    Well now that you mention it , I'd rather be screwing him
  4. Hold on , it's my mom .
    Can I say hi ?(enough said)
  5. How many times you wanna go ?
    How about one good one .
  6. Bet you never had it this good .
    Bet if I told you the truth you would have a complex for the rest of your life .
  7. Can I go in you ?
    Can you pay child support ?
  8. Are we going to do this tomorrow ?
    How about you working on tonight ?
  9. It's not that small , now is it?
    I've seen bigger .
  10. You ain't gonna get on top ?
    Your not going to give me a reason to want to, so no , you do all the work
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