15 Reasons Why NOT to Ask Him/Her Out

Here is the opposite of my other article showing reason why you should NOT just go for it.

Just before I start I would like to politely ask that if anyone read my article on why you SHOULD ask him/her out and haven't yet please do not read this until after I don't want to see any of you backing out just because f the other side of the argument.

  1. People could ridicule you because of the word getting out of rejection which could ruin your chances if you wanted to ask someone out more then him/her
  2. You could be rejected and have yourself insulted rather than just a “no”
  3. If you don't you will be able to just continue on with your life and not have to worry about anything to do with dating
  4. If you DO try then you may never have your peaceful life back (who likes change?)
  5. He/she was probably not interested anyways there is no point in asking someone out who thinks you are stupid
  6. Your chances o not breaking up are considerably smaller than your chances of breaking up.
  7. There are a million different ways for you to crash and burn so maybe you should just not try… better than accidentally calling him/her fat
  8. You will probably end up making a fool of yourself so don't bother you could start stuttering or come across as a stalker
  9. You are too lazy anyways and hardly even know him/her so why don you just sit next to that tv you saw earlier?
  10. He/she is so out of your level so you should just back away and ot dirty up his/her space with your icky stink.
  11. Why take into your own hands what can be achieved with a dating site? Its not like you can talk to other people anyways.
  12. Why not go ask a friend to do it? It would be so much easier and would leave you time to do other things like watch the grass grow.
  13. First lets see if he/she likes me too and then lets see if his/her favorite colour is blue oh and if….
  14. You could be doing so many better things right now like stuffing your face or staring at a screen
  15. WHO WANTS CHANGE!? I don't think anybody wants to actually start WORKING!?

I mean no disrespect to any hardworking people her and I am not saying any of you are lazy or otherwise I'm just righting things down… (Though maybe you should just go for it) also see my article on reasons why you should.

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