The wedding anniversary is a very important occasion. You should never forget it. The results of not remembering your anniversary can be most unpleasant. Here are some examples:
- Your wife demonstrates the use of her new rolling pin on your head
- Your wife goes on strike as far as doing any household chores
- Your wife throws you out of the house just like the cat
- Your wife blows up while you slowly deflate in her midst
- Your wife takes her ring and shoves it up your nose
- Your wife tells you that hell will freeze over before she has sex with you again
- Your wife takes all your clothes and donates them to Goodwill
- Your wife tells you that you can sleep outside tonight with the mosquitoes
- Your wife takes the anniversary cake that she had bought and throws it in your face
- Your wife gives you a good, quick kick in the pants. She then stuffs an ice cube down your back.
- Your wife says that she understands. She then takes your golf clubs and breaks them in two.
- Your wife takes an iron and steam heats your butt
- Your wife makes you a dinner of burnt meat loaf and lumpy mashed potatoes. She then shoves your face into the mashed potatoes.
- Your wife quits her job and goes on a long, extended vacation to the Bahamas without you
- Your wife rips up the anniversary card that she was going to give you. She then stuffs the ripped card in your mouth and tells you to start chewing.
