What is it about men that irks women? So do they really think they are better drivers when they don't pay attention or listen enough? Check out the list of the top five things that men are that just drive women up the wall.
Men Won't Take Directions
Lost? Never in his life. It is difficult for him to take directions because in his mind he is never quite as lost as he really is. His ego won't let him. It's shameless if he asks for directions. He would rather get lost. He trusts his homing instinct, which he thinks is always in tiptop condition, to navigate home. Leave it to the pigeons I say and learn to read a road map for goodness sakes.
Men Don't Listen
What did you say? The perennial dysfunctional ears are normally trained to keep out any important things his woman has to say regarding dinner dates with the in-laws or pet grooming appointments. Visual creatures with an eye for certain details and a need for good unselective hearing aids.
Men Don't Pay Attention to Details
Can you blame him for not noticing? It's how you present the facts. You can't expect him to notice the dress you have just spent a bomb paying for. But he will sit up and take notice of the dress you used his credit card to buy which you spent a bomb paying for.
Men Hog the Remote
He is territorial alright. With the remote in hand, life is between him and the plasma TV. Coming close behind are his beer, his newspaper, his buddies, his pet frog and his underwear. His woman doesn't even come close. Once he lays his hands on the remote, he surfs the turf. You are only permitted to speak to him during commercial breaks and make it quick because it only lasts 30s a piece.
Men Think They're Better Drivers
Why? Because he thinks he's smarter, quicker and wiser. Behind the wheel, he assumes his mastery over the roads. Whisking in and out, overtaking and cursing at every female driver. But the bottom line is, he doesn't think at all. The offensive driver he is blames the female driver for causing accidents. But the no-brainer driver he is ends up being the one crashing his car in the accident. Who's smarter now?
So they're from a different planet. That's what makes life more interesting.
#2 by food4lover Jun 1, 2008
That very stereotypical of you to show your opinion! Your article has total decribe my Dad! Only some though. Yet, i dont want to be my dad bad side, i am different from this. Other wise good article!
I liked it!
