A long time ago, a famous preacher got fed up with himself and his twenty-member congregation who were unable to help him convert the 30,000 sinners dwelling in their small community.
The community was largely made up of drunks, prostitutes, and petty thieves.
Frustrated by this, the preacher kept calling on God to show his little town a sign that would turn all of them from their sinful ways.
God finally answered the preacher one day while he was up on the mountains praying.
God promised he would help convert the sinners in the quiet little town if only the preacher could make them all come to church.
The preacher responded in anger by saying that would be the most impossible thing to happen. He told God he had been trying to get them to come to church for over twenty years without any success. But God wouldn't give him another option.
Totally frustrated over which godly move to make to draw the attention of the entire community, he decided to try something odd, he erected large billboards all over the town advertising the very first porn movie made by a church.
The movie promised “never seen before” footages of the most anointed men of God making love. The venue for the film show was the church compound.
On the evening of the movie premiere, the preacher almost had a heart attack when he saw the large number of people that turn out for the movie show.
They were more than the venue could accommodate, drunks, petty thieves, prostitutes and all sorts of hoodlums likely to have joined in from neighboring communities.
The entire guests arrived the venue five hours before the scheduled time for the movie premiere.
Most of them volunteered to join the twenty-member congregation in the arrangement of seats and cleaning of the entire environment.
There were over a hundred and twenty volunteers, screaming, cursing and freely using unprintable words while they worked in preparation for the main event.
Soon it was time to watch the first church porn movie that brought them all together in the first place.
To their greatest surprise, the movie was not in anyway related to porn. It was a two-hour video recording of the preacher talking about heaven, hell and the consequences of living ungodly lives.
Miraculously, while the sermon lasted, none of them were able leave their seats. It was like some sort of spiritual glue had held them bound to their seats.
Filled with so much guilt, the entire crowd numbering a little over a hundred and twenty thousand came out during the altar call and surrendered to God.
The twenty-member church had to build an emergency auditorium in order to accommodate the new converts for the next Sunday service.
