Scene on a plane during very bad weather and one engine out.
Lightning struck the plane and everyone was scared. The plane veered badly.
A woman stood up and screamed. She said if I am to die I want to leave something memorable. Is there a man aboard willing to accommodate a lady? A man stood up. He was tall, handsome and broad shouldered. He undid his shirt buttons and advanced towards the woman.
Here wash this and then get me something to eat will you.
