Marriage Joke

A joke about my marriage (no offense to my wife)

One time, I was getting lunch at Taco Bell. I was trying to get home quick so I could see the wife, so I had to go through the drive-thru, because, you know, its fast. Anyway, I grabbed an extra drink for the wife, and then after ordering, I realized that I had no other way to carry the damn thing because everything else had something in it. When the girl at the window asked me if I wanted a cup holder, I for some odd reason, just answered, "Yeah, I forgot to bring her today."

Funny how being married does that to you.

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