When I got married, the wife said she would want me to help her with the laundry. It worked out fine, she does the laundry, and I get the laundry dirty.
And another thing when I get home from the strip joint she gets upset. What is up with that? Get me a beer woman!
Then when I go to the local bar instead, she gets upset. Just because I brought home a teenage girl from the bar!
You just cannot win!
So I tell her this Friday night I am going out with the boys, she says it is okay.
When I get back she is upset, just because it is the following Friday.
Get a job she says or your out the door, she gets upset just because I wanted to know which door.
You know you are married when a naked woman is standing in front of you and all you can think of is did you see the remote?
You can save money when your married you do not have to buy appliances when the house came with a dishwasher and house cleaner, and it is your spouse.
