I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.
Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
I'm like a power plant, it's hard to shut me down, and I can turn you on.
(mess with your eye like you have something in it) i have something in my eye (look her in her eyes) it's still there it's....its beautiful
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
Hello, Did you know you have great genetic restructuring potential?
I would say god bless you but it looks like he already did.
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Girl: sure
Guy: wait i have a better idea, what about a best friend?
Girl: ok..
Guy: wait i have an even BETTER idea, how about a boyfriend?
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
explain that it"s a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter
which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how
they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them
puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted
to hold their hand. (Awwwwww)
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call
me soon!
If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek,
and die at your lips.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
Wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
