Things Not to Do When Making Love |
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by gzoo, Sep 28, 2008 |
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Never Do This. |
- Do not even try licking their face this will result in a slap or something worse.
- Do not start randomly humping, it will anger the "partner" and you will not enjoy it.
- Never dress up like Michael Jackson this will scare everyone away and the police will probably at your house in minutes.
- When buying a prostitute do not offer a credit/debit card or any other thing that is not cash.
- Try not to bring a cell phone with you this will not only annoy you, but the caller will probably be your mother asking where you are.
- Do not invite more than one person to bed with you that makes things messy.
- Finally; do not make exaggerations of genitals if talking about parts they will be horrified when the "time" comes.
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