My wife cried on our wedding day. I've been crying everyday after that. I got married for three reasons. Cooking, cleaning and sex. I am 0 for 3. I have a wife, a dog, two cats and two birds. I am thinking about getting rid of one of them. If I get rid of the right one, she may take the rest of them with her. I figure it would be cheaper for me to get divorced. This way, she would only take half of what I own. Marriage is like a merry-go-round. Wait, did I say merry? Scratch that thought. Since my marriage, I've become bi-polar. I am so happy when I get my paycheck, and so darned aggravated when my wife spends it.
My wife wants to be buried together when we die. I told her no way. The Priest promised "til death do we part and I"m sticking to it. Jesus has said that there are no marriages in heaven. Well of course not. Heaven is supposed to be a happy place.
Yes. Peace at Last.
