A Heavenly Classified Ad

by Melisa Burns smith, Aug 31, 2008

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I wrote this ad for a local pastor who asked some of us attending a nightly service he gave to try and come up with a new and fresh way to invite non-members to attend church and share Gods message.

URGENTLY NEEDED!!

People of various shapes, Sizes and colors

Must Be Experienced in Bad Decision Making

saying the wrong thing, making mistakes, etc.

Proficient in Sinning A PLUS!!

If You Qualify (and everyone Does) My Benefits

Include BUT are not limited too

Prophet Sharing, 4-no-1 turned away Plan, also available

Depending On your Acceptance, Lifetime re-assurance

"With Full AFTER Life Coverage"

All Calls Will be Answered

(no conditions apply)

HURRY THIS OFFER EXPIRES WHEN YOU DO!!!!!!

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#1 by Dan Haugh
Oct 7, 2008

Very cute!
I think my skills fit closely with that job description.

#2 by Mark Gordon Brown
Oct 8, 2008

Thats a clever ad. Clever ads tend to work the best I think

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Karelee
Nov 7, 2008

I like it and is much like the ad I wrote many years ago and had it published back in July. If you get a chance check it out... "Apply Within" It's amazing how God will work to get the word out... LOL
Keep up the good work!!

Karelee

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