An Atheist was walking through the jungle admiring all that nature had created
“Look at all the wonder that evolution has created. The powerful trees winding up to the sun, the beautiful animals that have evolved over millions of years…Oh look a majestic river cut from a tiny trickle many millions of years ago.” He thought to himself.
As he sat on the river bed basking in the joyousness that science had created, a large crocodile sprung from the water and started chasing the man up the river bank!
The man began to scramble for his life but the crocodile was looming down on him very quickly.
“ Oh god save me!!” the man screamed as the crocodile opened its enormous jaws.
Suddenly time stopped still, and everything around the man stopped moving. Stunned, the man looked around as a brilliant light shone from above him and said “ You deny my existence, but in the face of certain death you cry out my name and expect me to save you? Am I to now count you as a believer?”
Difficult as it was, the atheist looked into the light and said “ It would be very hypocritical of me to begin believing in you now, couldn't you please just make this crocodile a Christian at least?”
With a flash time started again. The crocodile stopped, knelt down, brought both front legs together, bowed his head and said, “Oh heavenly father, thank you for this meal I am about to receive……”
