There is this evangelist, and he is driving on a lonely road into a small village to visit a sick man. As he is driving, a fat woman runs out of the forest next to the road with a shotgun. He stops the car, and she points the gun at him and says: "You've come to rape me, didn't you?!"
The evangelist pleads: "No, I swear to God, I did not!"
The fat lady lowers the gun and smiles: "Well now your gonna have to!"
