Tuesday
God: What's up Jesus?
Jesus: Not much. I'm just chillin' with my disciples.
God: Cool. You wanna hang out later?
Jesus: Sure. How do I get to your house?
God: You have to die.
Jesus: Oh my God!
God: Yes?
Jesus: Oh, nothing. That's kind of far away isn't it?
God: Not really. Anyway, are you still coming?
Jesus: Yeah, give me a minute.
God: Cool. I'll see you soon.
Thursday
God: Where are you?
Jesus: I'm eating supper with my friends.
God: Okay. Are you still coming over?
Jesus: Yeah, I'll be there Friday.
God: See you then.
Friday
God: You ready to come over?
Jesus: In a minute.
God: Cool. I guess I'll see you soon.
Jesus: Yeah. Anyway, I've got to go; my ride is here.
God: Who's your ride?
Jesus: Some guys are going to nail me to a board. I'll be there soon.
God: Okay.
Jesus: Later.
Best wishes.
Sincerely,
-Liane Schmidt.