The Last Phone Calls of the Christ

What Jesus' final phone conversations with God might have sounded like.

Tuesday

God: What's up Jesus?

Jesus: Not much. I'm just chillin' with my disciples.

God: Cool. You wanna hang out later?

Jesus: Sure. How do I get to your house?

God: You have to die.

Jesus: Oh my God!

God: Yes?

Jesus: Oh, nothing. That's kind of far away isn't it?

God: Not really. Anyway, are you still coming?

Jesus: Yeah, give me a minute.

God: Cool. I'll see you soon.

Thursday

God: Where are you?

Jesus: I'm eating supper with my friends.

God: Okay. Are you still coming over?

Jesus: Yeah, I'll be there Friday.

God: See you then.

Friday

God: You ready to come over?

Jesus: In a minute.

God: Cool. I guess I'll see you soon.

Jesus: Yeah. Anyway, I've got to go; my ride is here.

God: Who's your ride?

Jesus: Some guys are going to nail me to a board. I'll be there soon.

God: Okay.

Jesus: Later.

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Comments (1)
#1 by Liane Schmidt
Jan 6, 2008
This is definitely the making of a great stand up comedy performance. Entertaining and very funny stuff!

Best wishes.

Sincerely,

-Liane Schmidt.
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