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by Taggart, Dec 19, 2007 |
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A tongue-in-cheek top ten list of thoughts for the holidays. |
- It's fine to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want; it's rude to not get off till he agrees.
- “Jingle Bell Rock” shouldn't be a song; it should be a diamond.
- To make gingerbread men physically correct, have them asleep on a gingerbread sofa.
- Eggnog containing wholesome milk and farm-fresh eggs is chock full of protein and calcium… Plus it's an excellent source of rum.
- At family gatherings, you're only in charge of the fruitcake if you married him.
- Glaze the turkey with hot buttered rum; for best results glaze the in-laws, too.
- There shouldn't be a nativity scene at the Whitehouse; if there actually were three wise men there, we'd hate to see them just standing around.
- It's not the gift, it's the thought that counts; on the other hand, lavishly expensive gifts can be thoughtful, too.
- A holiday miracle could be something as simple as the men helping with the dishes.
- If Santa can wear the same outfit to the Christmas office party, so can you.
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