So one day a man died and went to hell. When he got there Satan told him to open 2 doors and choose his fate. Behind the first door were many people screaming and writhing in eternal agony as they burned in hellfire. Behind the second door was a man and woman having sex. So the dead man told Satan “I pick the second door.” Satan leaned inside and yelled “okay you can go, I found you a replacement.” The woman stood up and walked out the door.
