"Dont forget to bring your radio next time"
Right before he left, he said something that one can never forget in their life time. He said, "Next time I will bring my radio (his favorite transistor radio - small one), so that I can listen to all my shows". Needless to say, everyone had a good laugh :).
Since that incident they always tease him saying "Don't forget to bring your radio next time".
"Expiry date"
This is about a couple who were already married for few years (I guess 5 or 6 years). one day the husband found his wife reading the marriage certificate very carefully and even appeared pretty serious in whatever she was doing.
With raising curiosity he asked her, "What are you doing dear, need any help?" Sincerely she replied, "I am looking for expiry date, so that we can renew it before it expires"...
