We all know about the reindeer that pull the sleigh for Santa Claus to make his annual trip. However, there are always some reindeer in waiting just in case one of the reindeer becomes ill or in pain. Here is a list of celebrity reindeer waiting for their stardom:
- Angelina Reindeer. She's adventurous and impetuous. Santa better be on guard if he uses this action packed reindeer.
- Britney Reindeer. She has a red nose like Rudolph. It especially lights up after a vodka or two.
- Oprah Reindeer. She wants to be the Queen of the Reindeer. She enjoys spreading good will to the less fortunate.
- Palin Reindeer. She especially enjoys going to Alaska. It's been rumored that she built the bridge to nowhere.
- Obama Reindeer. This reindeer is going places. He hopes to take Santa on a private flight over the White House.
- McCain Reindeer. He's a little temperamental and quick to change directions. He also has been waiting for his chance to lead Santa's sleigh for many years.
- Arnold Reindeer. He's back! He strong and powerful. Santa could easily make his visits in plenty of time with this reindeer.
- Hillary Reindeer. She's very ambitious. She strong willed and yet highly compassionate. She particularly cares about the health and welfare of the children of the world.
- Paris Reindeer. She's pampered and spoiled. She's a real party animal. Santa should be wary of having her lead the sleigh. It might lead to a rebellion.
- Bush Reindeer. He's on his last legs. He flies a very conservative path. Some of his flights have led to utter disaster. He is immensely unpopular. Santa should not be sympathetic and give into this reindeer's whining.
