Wealthy millionaire John Williamson called his sons to his bedside to discuss his will.
“I am dying. My doctor says that I only a few days left to live. I wanted to tell you what you would get from me upon my death. To my dear son Jonas, you shall inherit five million dollars. You have taken good care of me. You have watched over my business. You have been my pillar of strength.”
“To my son Freddy, you shall inherit one million dollars. You have been a caring son. Although you moved out of state, you have always called me and kept in touch. You have raised a lovely family and have a very fine job as a mechanical engineer.”
“Finally, to my son Buddy, you have gambled away your life. Your wife divorced you and took the kids. You never called me or sent me letters. You preferred to drink rather than have a good paying job. I am giving to you ten million dollars of Monopoly money.”
“But that's worthless dad.”
“I know it is Buddy. It's just like you. Worthless!”
