The Man Who Went Horse Riding
One day a man was going to go horse riding for the first time. He got on the horse and it was going smoothly. Suddenly the horse bolted. In the hope of saving his life he tried to jump of the horse but his foot got stuck in the footrest. And so, he was being dragged on the ground as the horse was running at full speed. He was almost about to die when suddenly the Walmart manager stepped outside and turned off the toy horse.
The Group of Nuns
One day a group of Nuns were driving a car on the highway when the car's tires suddenly broke down. The Nuns couldn't do anything until a man came up and offered to fix the car. As he was working on the tires, he accidentally smashed his finger with his hammer. He yelled, “AHH, son of a *****!!” The Nuns replied, “Please use a different word.”
Later, the man bashed his hand with his hammer yet again. This time he yelled, “Jesus Christ!!” The Nuns yelled back at him, “You son of a *****!!!”
The Mentally Challenged Boy
There once was a mentally challenged boy. When he saw a girl he told her, “Wow, you sure are pretty, what's your name?” The girl said, “Why, my name is Lily, because a lily flower dropped on my head when I was born.”
The boy saw another girl and approached her. He told her, “Wow, you are pretty, what's your name?” The girl answered, “My name is Rose, because a rose flower fell on my head when I was born. Well, what's your name?” The boy replied, “My name is Refrigerator, because a refrigerator fell on my head when I was born.”
