A woman boards a bus carrying her baby.
As she passes the bus driver, he says: “UGH! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!”
The woman, bewildered and shocked, goes to the back of the bus and sits down, just fuming. A man sitting next to her notices how upset she is and when the woman sees him staring, she explains: “I just can't believe it; that bus driver insulted me right to my face!”
The man replies: “Well, you shouldn't stand for that! You march right back up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”