The Male Mind, How Do We Survive?

A swift insight to the male mind for any girl who was left broken hearted.

Numerous girls go through it every day; the mutual break-up which we dont agree with! And we go through the depression and the agonising pain of feeling unattractive and like downing a bottle of vodka and maybe having the joy of drowning in our own vomit, not attractive but anything is better than feeling alone right? But why should we even consider this when we all know the reason behind it is simply the male mind and we as woman are much better off without it.

The male mind is confusing and disastrous, and any girl who has been through the pain of the the disagreable mutual decision should take these points into account. Men do not know what they want, what their emotions are or what to do with them. The answer is about brain and mind. Two very different things (dont tell any man though because he wont understand). Men have the same average size brain as women, about 25% bigger than a chimpanzee which explains why many men still drag their knuckles. Women are aware of many things and have many emotions and understand these emotions, they use the whole of their brains to concentrate on many things and keep a balance. Men do not have this luxuary. Men can only see a few things, they are narrow minded if you will. They can only think a few things however having the same brain size means they over think these few things that they know causing them to get confused and ultimatly think that reorganising their shed would be a worth while thing. This also makes men pretty ridiculous at relationships. When a man thinks that things are going to be difficult he thinks like this: 'Wow my girlfriend is great, i want to be with her all the time. oh no next month is going to be really busy and i wont be able to give her the time she deserves. I know i'll dump her and all will be ok!' As women we know that the answer to time problems is not to dump your girlfriend as you will never be seeing her again confirming their fears. So women out their who become the victim of the male mind, simply think to yourself, that its not your fault, he just has a strange mind to brain ratio and you're better off without. 

Any men offended by this article should take into account that women have too many thoughts!

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Comments (1)
#1 by Eric Mendoza
Oct 5, 2008
Woman indeed have to many thoghts. As a man endowed with the "luxury" you speak of, I think for the most part you are right. Men don't be discouraged, it is possible for you to attain this "luxury" as well, you just have to try.
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