Top 10 Birthday Horoscope Predictions for That Special Woman |
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by Taggart, Dec 5, 2007 |
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Off-the-wall predictions for a lady celebrating her birthday. |
- Top Ten Birthday Horoscope Predictions For That Special Woman
- You'll find a new fitness program that suits your lifestyle… You run on a treadmill with scissors.
- You'll meet a love interest so cultured, they knew Mozart before it was a ringtone.
- As of this birthday, you'll require less sleep; sadly, that means earlier hangovers.
- You'll meet a man torn between his desire to “see the big picture” and his impatience waiting for it to download.
- You'll enjoy hearing your favorite song as you feel the earth move, until you realize you're in an elevator.
- Your birthday menu will feature Cornish Hen, but no spring chicken.
- You'll discover a passion for large print romance novels, because of the big “O” on every page.
- Because a man is likely to try to slip you the tongue, you should check your package at the deli.
- You'll discover something fun that's also good for you: “Fireman Noodle Soup.”
- You'll debate with friends whether a tuxedo is good presentation or excessive packaging.
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