10 Funniest Banners for the Most Mentally Challenged

Stop! Tickle your funny bone with the most hilarious banners posted on the Internet.

OK, times are tough and global economies appear to be tanking every other day, but on the bright side, we have the wild and wonderful world of the funniest banners that are posted on the Internet. Get ready to smile for a change, because you deserve it.

Stoner’s Guide To The Galaxy

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If there were any such thing as a stoner’s guide to the galaxy, then this cleverly insightful cartoon banner would be it, but unfortunately most stoners must use their last remaining brain cells to contemplate the complexity of a Hostess Twinkie and they will never leave the beanbag long enough to read the dang guide.

The Country of Life




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If only there were a way to rightly express the experience of life look no further than this fake, but realistic country map of life. The map says it all, don’t you think?

Sea Food




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Here, fishy, fishy, fishy! I should have brought a bigger boat.

Guide to Getting Laid



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Assuming that you have what it takes to get to the point of no return, then just follow these simple instructions of things not to say and you just may get laid much more often.

Amish a Bit Confused



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Go figure, Facebook gears up to support the apparent ever-growing membership of the booming social Amish mingling community.

Star Gazing Stoned



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The secret in the stars is found in-between tokes of quality smokes.

The Man Behind The Mask



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The wonders of Photoshop and a lot of creativity takes Michael Jackson’s surgical mask off to reveal either a sequel to the hit music video “Thriller” or plastic surgery gone wildly wrong.

Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.) Doodling



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Not technically a banner, but could be turned into a sweet Myspace one. The classic example of full-blown Attention Deficit Disorder doodling – hah, wait…where was I going with that?

The Wisdom Is In The Wording, Grasshopper!

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Seriously, this is an old ad promoting the Tandy 1000 and it just goes to show how clever pricing can sell more computers, then and now.

Anti-Drug Message



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This is your brain on drugs!

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Comments (10)
#1 by  RJ Chamberlain
Nov 2, 2008
Loved the seafood banner and What not to say during sex. Hilarious. Well done Nelson.
#2 by  lindalulu
Nov 2, 2008
Such fun stuff!
#3 by  B Nelson
Nov 2, 2008
Well dang it only 2 of the pictures loaded for me, but still they were funny, good one.
#4 by  Mark Gordon Brown
Nov 2, 2008
The sea food pic was great, and in some circles the things not to say durring sex are considered turn ons.... thanks Nelson
#5 by John
Nov 2, 2008
Ha, ha, ha! Funny stuff.
#6 by Christine Ramsay
Nov 2, 2008
These are so funny. how do you find them?
#7 by  R J Evans
Nov 2, 2008
Great stuff as usual, Nelson!
#8 by  C Jordan
Nov 2, 2008
Hood work, Nelson
#9 by  C Jordan
Nov 2, 2008
Oops! That should be: Good Work
#10 by Steven West
Nov 6, 2008
Great job. Weird but funny.
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