Dear diary,
I saw a thing behind a death palace. This one was blowing a perfume from a big hole in a round thing at the top of it. It noticed me and reached out with the blow thing. I took it and blew into it, nothing happened. The thing moved and I jumped back it took out more of the blow things. Next thing I knew it was making odd sounds like it was suffocating.
Dear diary,
Today I saw another one of those creatures. This one was spitting a odd liquid of brown color. When I went to speak to him he spat on me. So I took out my blaster…you know what happened next. The others were hitting a round object and catching it. It seemed a lot like bagoogels.
Dear Grawk,
Leader Grawk these dreadful creatures called “humans” have found a way to kill themselves one by one. I'm bringing a sample back. We may be even closer to our domination If this works. I'll be back soon.
Even Aliens think your stupid!
