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I didn't "see" this one coming…(sorry couldn't resist). Joking aside, you would think that some people couldn't see signs and take things seriously if you didn't repeat yourself - a lot. Hence…
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I thought that they'd made that crystal clear, but then I went round the corner and saw this…
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It's clear they didn't listen, and when I asked why not, they said, “Listen…”
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Then rattled on about what they sell at the above shop…
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I said “No thanks, not for me. I only ever have the hard type - if there is a side salad.” However, they said they were flat out of that sort, and were actually waiting for a delivery. So I took out my cigarettes to have a smoke while I waited, but the Manager pointed at the sign…
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I shouted at him, “You could just put up a “No Smoking” sign!” but he said that they couldn't afford one because things were getting expensive these days, and everything had to be cut back…
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The slump in world markets means that even bottomless pits have got to down-scale. Things just ain't what they used to be.
“I ain't eating here no more!” I shouted and stomped out. I knew there was another shop near by that always had fine food. However, when I rode up I noticed they'd put up a new sign…
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Even though I was thankful for the up-front warning, I felt like banging my head against a concrete wall because I was so hungry, tired and frustrated. Then I saw the answer to all my troubles…
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…I only hoped that I could get a decent meal first.
