False News #1: Banana Powered Car

The first of the False News series.

Recently Dr. Numnutz from LaGrange Alabama came upon a breakthrough with his latest invention, the Banana Powered Car. At first no-one believed this man or his weird theory but today we got an inside look. "I've worked all 21 years of this decade on it..." the Doctor replied, "I can't wait to become rich an famous."

The Doctor denied us of the privilege of seeing the car, but then decided to let us in. In the garage reporter Mike Rotch got an inside look. "I was really disappointed... I was expecting something a little bigger." Apparently the car measured 6in. wide, 2in. tall, and could only fit a bug. Dr. Numnutz decided it was time to go and got his other invention the "Chaisawgun"... But that is not the important part.

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