You're driving along on a two-way road. It's late at night. You've just driven through a stop sign without stopping and you've been pulled over by the police. Here are fifteen excuses for going through a stop sign:
- It wasn't my fault. The stop sign kept moving.
- I couldn't help it. I have my cell phone in one hand and my coffee in the other. How do you expect me to pay attention to a stop sign?
- I'm sorry officer. I thought it said go sign. I knew that I should've put on my reading glasses.
- I couldn't help it. I was thinking about my Christmas bonus. I guess that my bonus is going to pay for this infraction.
- I apologize for going through a stop sign. I was on my way to the hospital. My second wife is having a baby. At least, I think it is my second wife.
- I had to go through the stop sign. An evil spirit possesses me.
- I guess reading the paper at night while driving is not a wise thing to do
- That's a stop sign? I thought it was a big red tomato. I think I've been drinking too much.
- Did you know that stop rhymes with cop? Isn't that funny?
- Darn it! That's the third stop sign that I've run through tonight
- I was trying to get home before my wife woke up. It's not easy seeing your mistress these days.
- It's my brakes fault. They just won't listen to me. I would you like for you to arrest my brakes. No I have not been drinking.
- I was blinded by the moonlight. The stars' brightness overwhelmed me.
- I was trying not to hit a skunk. I was successful. I only hit a pig instead.
- I was falling asleep at the wheel. Why did you have to wake me up?
