Funny Kings-big Giant Royal Slobs

Did you always think Kings were so royal and clean?

King James I of England

King James I of England loved hunting so much that he wouldn't leave the saddle, even to go to the BATHROOM! The king just went in his pants and his servants had to clean him up after he got home.

King Henry IV of France

This king tried to stop all the pooping and peeing right outside his palace…… but no one listened. The very day he made this announcement, his son was caught peeing against the wall of his bedroom!

King Charles II of England

King Charles fled to Oxford to escape the plague. The people were okay with him for a while… then all started to think he was a GIANT royal slob. One person said, “Although they were neat in their apparel, they would leave their excrement (poo and pee) everywhere; in chimneys to cellars

King Louis XIV of France

He did everything royally, including going to the bathroom. He loved greeting guests while sitting on the “throne”. He even announced his engagement while sitting on the pot!

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Comments (2)
#1 by WOW!
Jan 24, 2008
great article LIKED IT!YOU SHOULD TOO!
#2 by WOWCOOL!
Feb 13, 2008
heh....funny keep it up!
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