Snow White lives with seven short guys. There are seven days in the week. Does anybody actually believe this is Platonic? Come on, people.
First of all, there are the names. Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy... At this point we could be talking about PMS or flu symptoms. These are odd names. And rumor has it that on the weekends, Snow White's mirror comes off the wall and goes on the ceiling. There's one genuine similarity to a theme park; beside the love seat, there's a sign two feet off the floor that says “You must be this tall for this ride.”
Cult. There, it's out in the open. And if anyone needs any more food for thought to see this situation for what it is, consider that the apple that caused Snow White to fall into an indefinite sleep bears a striking resemblance to the Jonestown fruit punch, only with more fiber.
Obviously these captive love slaves are kept docile by that trance-inducing whistling. And after work we can picture the eight of them watching TV, Snow White holding the remote of course, tuned in to the pigmentally-pale dominatrix's favorite sports event: Dwarf Tossing.
On the positive side, Doc gets plenty of opportunity to apply his bedside manner on Tuesdays. And Happy is very happy on Saturdays, the only day with a “matinee.”
To each his own, but next week we'll look into how things changed for Jiminy Cricket and Tinkerbell after Peter Pan won that bugzapper.
