How to Blow a Bubble

A quick and easy guide to a simple task that has some people struggling for a while.

Well I know a man who lost (some could say it was bad refereeing) a phone because he couldn't blow a bubble. Now some people might say that I can't blow a bubble either but i Have learned from the best. And now I feel its time to pass my information on so all of you out there win your Phones.

Now blowing a bubble is like trying to take a dump when your in a rush. It takes accuracy, Speed and a agile Mind.

So you've bought your gum.

  1. The first thing you need is a quiet place to sit and try and blow bubbles. Make the gum real thin then stick one end to the top of your teeth and one to the bottom.
  2. Stick your tongue through the gum.As you remove your tongue blow with your lungs.
  3. After hard practice and months of rigorous training you should be able to do this in more un calm places.

The best gum for bubbles in my opinion is Trident. But try out different types to find the one that suits you best.

51 Liked It
I Like It!
Related Articles
Top Three Legitimate Reasons for Refusing Tasks at the Office
21 Inches at a Time
More Articles by Ray Harris
That's What She Said and Other Sentence Fragments That are Past Their Prime
30 Things to Buy at the Corner Store
Comments (0)
Post Your Comment:
Name:  
Copy the code into this box:  

Popular Tags
Inside PurpleSlinky

Humor

Jokes

Offbeat

Trivia

Popular Writers
PurpleSlinky
About Us
Terms of Use
Privacy Policy
Services
Submit an Article
Advertise with Us
Contact
© 2007 Copyright Stanza Ltd. All Rights Reserved.