How to Drive Your Man Wild in 10 Easy Steps

Hello readers! I know you've been just dying for an informative article like this one, especially if you need to put that spark back in your relationship. I also know that you are tired of leading to ho-hum life but haven't the slightest clue on how to spark things up. Have no fear! My credentials are far too numerous to list here but rest assured I know how you can drive you man absolutely wild and put the "relations" back into your relationship!

1. Max Out His Credit Card

   Nothing says that "I love you" then bad credit. Just make sure you don't buy him anything with his money.

2. Stay Out for at least Two Nights Without Calling

   Men love mysteries. He'd love not knowing where you are for two nights. Stay away longer to increase the mystery thereby making it that much more fun for him.

3. Have Random Guys Call His Cell

   Men also love surprises. If you don't have male friends, just post an ad online and put in your boyfriends number. He'll appreciate that other men find you as sexy as he does.

4. Leave Another Man's Underwear in His Car

   Show your man that you care by leaving another man's underwear where he can easily find it.

5. Donate All His Clothes to Charity

   After you've already spend his money, give all his things away. Men love starting with nothing; they find it the ultimate challenge.

6. Pour Out All His Liquor

   If your man likes to take a sip every now and again, pouring out his booze will only inspire him to try some new booze. He's been wanting to anyway and your actions was just the motivation he needed.

7. Tell Him that He's Crazy

   Everyone knows that crazy=passion so let your man know every time you speak to him that you think he's crazy. More crazy=more passion; that's a scientific fact!

8. Report His Car Stolen

   Again, men love mysteries. They especially love mysteries that involve the police. How else can you explain the longevity of "Law & Order"?

9. Curse Out his Mother

   Let's face it; he doesn't like her much anyway. He'll be glad that somebody finally told her off.

10. Make Fun of His Body

    It's been said that men are overly sensitive about their...bodies. This is NOT true. Men love jokes, especially ones that involve anything that exists below the waist.

I guarantee if you follow the above suggestions, your man will be absolutely wild about you!