If I had the money to spend on a boat the last thing that I would want to name it after would be an outside toilet, like those above.
It also begs the question: if there is a third boat what's that one called?
No, for me the name would have to be something dramatic or something relevant to my life.
I hope this was not the case for:
Perhaps the boat owner's cat had fleas, or maybe they were looking forward to getting their first Japanese motorcycle, the powerful Itchy Pussy 750 Racing Bike?
No, I think that when it comes to giving your boat a really good name then some people are just
Some people just cannot make their minds up:
And perhaps some were just misheard when ordering over the phone:
With some you wonder if there had been too much of a party going on when they were trying to come up with a name for their craft.
Perhaps they had over indulged in too much
By the time that party was over they were struggling to get the letters right on a life raft:
However it could just have been one guy who was just an
As you look around the marinas trying to come up with that unforgettable name,
you wonder if some of the boat owners would be safe out at sea:
“Yes, my friend, unless it's left on the driveway to impress the neighbours, then there is every chance it will get wet!”…if that's what you meant.
Perhaps that is what this boat is all about:
Although it's probably just there in case of nervous wrecks!
(To save your curiosity it's incomplete: Emergency Environmental Services)
I would imagine that this one probably belongs to somebody called Clint and they are just checking out the letter spacing (?)
In the next one I can just picture the conversation;
“Fred! Turn to starboard!
“Fred! You're going to port!
“Fred! Turn to starboard when I tell you!
“Fred, if you don't do as I tell you…….”
Perhaps it was just a threat.
Although
This name seems original enough, and I would imagine the owners are quite Goodfellas
Although if they said
You'd probably do just that.
Especially if you had so much money that you could refer to your vessel
as
Have I come up with a name for my imaginary boat yet?
Well what about this one?
It is rather cute.
Do I think that would suit me?
Could I seem myself aboard a boat with that name?
No way Jose!
I prefer something
I'll go for:
This is the second in this series the first was:
High Jinks on the High Seas
