Names That Make You Laugh

Names that make you laugh is a collection of names that are adapted to everyday activities and occupations.

 

Rhyme off the following questions relating to names and you will have your audience in stitches.

  • What do you call a man who does a lot of exercises? JIM
  • What do you call the bright boy? SONNY
  • What's his name the strong guy who lifts up things? JACK
  • What would you call a person hanging on the wall? ART
  • What do you call a wallflower? BUD
  • They walk all over him. What's his name? MATT
  • He speaks very loud, who? MIKE
  • The dead man buried in the cemetery? DOUG
  • What's her name the girl on the bicycle? ISABELLA
  • The lady lawyer's name is? SUE
  • Everyone feels her at Christmas MARY
  • He's a lover DICK
  • What's the burglar's name? ROBIN
  • The man drowning could be BOBBY
  • You could call the man who fixes things ANDY
  • We all hate to see this guy come in BILL
  • What do you call a 7 foot tall giant? CLIFF
  • This man interrupts you in the middle of a sentence COLIN
  • He loves potato chips CRISPIN
  • He'll only swear lightly DARREN
  • Don't hang around this guy too long DEREK
  • What an artist? DREW
  • What a twister? EDDY
  • What do you call him who is on the level? EVAN
  • What's his name, the honest guy? FRANK
  • What's a proper name for a biochemist GENE
  • The man in the valley is GLEN
  • Who is the man with the scar? MARK
  • The golf pro's dad MARSHALL
  • The knife slasher who preys on women NICK
  • Movie stars love him OSCAR
  • The gas station attendant PHILIP
  • The radio communicator ROGER
  • The airport operator SHANNON
  • He never loses VICTOR
  • You can see him on the edge of the water at the beach WADE
  • The Bagger at the grocery store ZACH
  • The gardener EDEN
  • The lumberjack WOODY
  • Shipbuilder NOAH
  • The diplomat HUGO
  • The rice farmer PADDY
  • Girl under the weather RENEE
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Comments (2)
#1 by Jenece Conley
Apr 28, 2008
I like it
#2 by ed
May 24, 2008
How about, who are the two guys hanging above that window? Oh, them? That's Curt & Rod.
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