Never Say This to a Mortician |
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by Steven West, Jun 19, 2008 |
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You're in a funeral home. You meet the funeral director or the mortician. You try to look serious while you're discussing arrangements for a relative's burial. There are some things that you should never say. |
These things include: - Boy it sure is dead around here
- Why so glum? You look like you've just come from a funeral
- Would you like some cremation in your coffee?
- I got here as soon as I could. I was just buried in paperwork.
- A tisket a tasket, can I see the casket?
- Do you offer senior discounts?
- Can you put the fun back in funeral?
- Why do you keep mentioning cough in? I don't have a cold. Oh I see. You were talking about a coffin. You could have nailed me shut on that one.
- How would I know where the plot is? I haven't read the story yet
- Death and taxes. Well my bum uncle couldn't pay his taxes, but he sure knew how to go out in style. Why my uncle was so stiff that you could have used him as an ironing board.
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