That Crazy Claus: 13 Wacky Santas You Don't Want Coming Down Your Chimney

We all grow up loving Santa Claus, but sometimes, the season brings out some of the odder things in life. Here are a few of the odder Santa Claus pictures that I have come across.

We all love Santa Claus, but sometimes, Christmas seems to go a little of the beaten path.  Here are a few of the odder Santas that I have seen.

Okay, this one really freaks me out.  I have no idea what they were thinking.

When Santa and friends party, they party hard!  Somehow, I doubt that he is on the "good" list.

Santacon is when a large number of people go out to party celebrate dressed for the season.  Sometimes it can be a bit offbeat to say the least.

Somehow I don't think that I will be taking my kids to this Santa.  How to give the little ones nightmares!

Another Santa not to take the kids to!  They claim this is linked to a Christmas "speedo run".  Yes, nothing says Christmas like running in a speedo.

Some people will dress up anything for the season.  Somehow I am thinking that this is not exactly the classical idea of Santa.  Sort of a "Merry Christmas, I come bearing a probe" theme.

I love this hippy Santa.  I guess he kind of reminds me of my dad.  Yeah, scary I know.

Okay, crazy clown Santa Claus is really, really scary.  You expect him to come after you with a knife.

This guy has a pretty evil and scary look, and I love the warning "I move" pinned onto him.  Imagine trying to walk by and having him suddenly start moving around.  I wounder how many heart attacks he caused before they put the sign up?

Ah yes, Santa creeping up behind some poor kid.

I am really not sure what this guy is trying to say with this look.  Sort of a very naughty Santa look.  The whip on the belt is a nice touch.

Someone just could not let go of Halloween.  Sort of a "nightmare before Christmas" theme.

I guess this is why I have not seen Santa recently.  Who puts Santa's head in a case anyways?

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Comments (13)
#1 by  joystick7
Nov 19, 2008
Funny....
#2 by  eddiego65
Nov 19, 2008
Another excellent wacky article! Enjoyed it very much! Thanks!
#3 by  Paula Mitchell Bentley
Nov 19, 2008
You're lucky that Emma wasn't looking when I opened this! This could definitely give small kids nightmares. Or maybe even me!!!
#4 by  C Jordan
Nov 19, 2008
Another good one Mark
#5 by Akilah
Nov 19, 2008
love it. The alien one is awesome!
#6 by  Hein Marais
Nov 19, 2008
Great! lol :)
#7 by  Gordon G
Nov 19, 2008
This was great.. and to think I used to be afraid of the santa at the mall....lol

#8 by Aytac
Nov 20, 2008
LOL!!!

Really funny!
#9 by  Patrick Bernauw
Nov 20, 2008
Great stuff here!
#10 by  Schaller
Nov 20, 2008
Wonderfully weird article. Good job.
#11 by  Katsmeow1213
Nov 21, 2008
I don't know... that speedo santa can come down my chimney if he wants! LOL
#12 by Jacquie Kubin
Nov 22, 2008
The pumpkin head santa is from The nIghtmare before Xmas/Jack Skellington Haunted House ride at Disney Land.

#13 by  PsychoButterfly
Dec 15, 2008
nice article!!
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