The Daily Sooth, Quotes of the Week

Spoof: A few lines of made up quotes.

Arthur Tick, millionaire clock maker advertising his need for an apprentice.

"No time wasters please"

Professor Aden Harrington, Scientist

Asked about his work on trajectory calculations for the new E2-Toke Missile replied
"I have used well founded methods, this is not rocket science".

The Prime Minister

"Money isn’t everything"

Claire Balsom MP for Hampton North West

"It is clear that there is a fog around this issue"

Former PA to Confectionary Tycoon Lucas Radbury

"He's a real sweetie"

President Bush on the Greenhouse Effect

"We should dismantle the world’s greenhouses immediately"

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