A man went into a store and held up the clerk and told him to give him all the money. The clerk said the money was in the safe and he didn’t have they key to open it, his boss was the only one that could. The robber had a brilliant idea and gave the clerk his phone number and said when your boss gets in give me a call and I'll come back for the money. Several hours later he got a call that the money was ready and he went back to the store to be met by police and was arrested.
A man was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. The cop handcuffed him and placed him in the back of his cruiser. The man bribbed the officer with free sandwiches from Jimmy johns if the officer would let him go. Instead of getting off the man was now charged with bribing a police officer.
A man had one day left on his jail sentence. Instead of just waiting a few more hours for freedom he decided to make a run for it running through an open gate. He was caught minutes later in a cornfield and thrown back in jail for 10 more years.
A man walked into a bank and waved his gun around and demanded money from the teller. He accidentally dropped his gun which broke in half. The man had to abort his mission and was arrested without even stealing a dime.
Drug attics usually aren't that smart and this is classic example. A man went to Best Buy to get a new stereo installed and when he dropped off his car the technician found a bag of crack cocaine in plain sight. He called the cops and they found the man in the store with more drugs on him. He was arrested and thrown in jail.
A man at a casino was having so bad luck and was out of money. Instead of leaving he took out a bag of weed and placed it on the table like he was making a bet. The dealer called security and he was arrested.
